Welcome to the International Headquarters for the
3-Square Campaign
sponsored by
Citizens Against Toilet Paper Excessive Exploitation
You are the 121,394,852,319.6 th visitor to this site since January 1, 1997.
Our Goal:
To encourage wise use of our national toilet paper reserves,
a threatened commodity and potential national security issue.
We have 14.3 members, and are growing at an ENERGETIC pace!
About CATPEE
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